Humorous Wedding Speech for a Car Salesman -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Sp

Humorous Wedding Speech for a Car Salesman acceptable evening Ladies and Gentlemen for those of you who dont know me Im Floyd, Edwards best man. Of course, the only problem with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to set up it, but if anyone wants to start a drinking competition later, then come along talk to me.Edward has been a great fri finish up to me since we met. And, over that time, hes always been at that place for me. I remember especi all(prenominal)y him being there when I had my inaugural car crash oh, thats right, Edward was driving LaughterHonestly Edward, Im not really up here to embarrass you. You did a very well job of that yourself during your bachelors party (stag night). In fact, we were a olive-sized concerned when you made your cross-dressing tendencies public, that Nancy might have had some competition today. scarcely given the formal nature of the occasion, I am pleased to see, Edward, that youve discrete to copy my popfit, rather than hers. Edward has gone through many evolutionary changes to end up the man he is today. In order to understand only what went wrong, lets examine Edwards career. As many of you know, Edward has been rise the ladder in sales in recent years. This comes as no surprise since he has always been able to talk his way out of anything. You know, his parents still believe that it wasnt him who flooded the kitchen. Edwards talent for being able to tumble any di... ... the surface, Edward was still a simple Somerset boy at heart. Shes different to us he informed me. What do you reckon? I enquired. Well, put it this way, Edward replied, she gets out of the bath to have a pee. none the less, they hit it off. And weve seen both of them grow over the six years of their relationship. I hypothesize their marriage is going to be a wonderful federation and Edward will be the silent one. Truthfully, I cant think of two other people that are better suited to spending the rest of thei r lives together Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure, not to mention relief, to ask you all to raise a toast to the newly weds. Congratulations to the bride and groom.